Victorias Spoof
Ode to the Spokes Pig
Victoria, a great close friend of mine once upon a time got into raising guinea pigs because they have long hair and go wee wee.
She ordered some guinea pigs from this woman back East. They came in on a 747.
A Tiny Pig was the only one who had anything to say when she picked them up from the lady bringing them in on the airplane.
All the way home he would go scree, scree, scree so she named him Spokes.
Today he is the spokes pig in pig heaven!
Victoria's Story About a Dog and a Cadillac
Here name was Bridgette.
The old lady who owned her had died and Bridgette needed a place to stay.
Her quest led her to Victoria.
She put it out to God and God sent a new Old Lady.
Bridgette had documents that came with her that included her likes and dislikes.
Bridgette didn't like riding in an automobile. If she did she would become violently ill.
Victoria old the new old lady about Bridgettes likes and dislikes.
Victoria hand delivered the dog to the new Old Lady.
Victoria called the new old lady several days later to see how Bridgette was doing.
"Parently, she's never rode in a Cadillac before!
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